Never mind the 993, show us a picture that conveys those seven -- and any 993 other unnecessary ones you want. If the seven were true, that should be easy. Heck, I won't hold it against you if there are as many as 1,042 extra words, or as few as 763.

But I betcha you can't find one that clearly says what seven little words of text do. Which goes to show that those seven little words are a lie.